KKK Rally Canceled Due To Government Shutdown
Huff Po – A Ku Klux Klan rally planned for Saturday, Oct. 5 has been canceled because of the government shutdown. On Sept. 26, officials at Gettysburg National Military Park granted a special-use permit for a rally to a Maryland-based KKK group. According to NBC 10 Philadelphia, the event was canceled when park officials rescinded all permits for special events because of the shutdown, which began 12 a.m. ET on Tuesday. “Tourists will find every one of America’s national parks and monuments, from Yosemite to the Smithsonian to the Statue of Liberty, immediately closed,” Obama saidin a statement Tuesday. “And of course the communities and small business that rely on these national treasures for their livelihoods will be out of customers and out of luck.”
You know all those articles about “What does the Government Shutdown mean for you?” and “Ways the Government Shutdown will affect your daily life?” Well if you’re the Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan in Maryland looks like it means you’re big meetings are cunceled. Like cancel that order for new burning crosses and nooses, the fucking Government Shutdown! Goddam this country! Grand Wizards probably running around screaming about how absurd this is just like the rest of us: “How can we be expected to oppress the blacks and the wetbacks and advance the legacy of the white man if the fucking Government won’t even get together and work!”
You know there’s some lazy ass KKK members out there who truth be told don’t give a shit about minorities one way or the other who are jumping for joy right now. Like a Snow Day for the KKK. Good old MailTime for the Knights of the Klan. I wonder if there’s a phone chain to call everyone and let them know the same way there was when you were a kid and school was canceled? Phone rings at like 7am to tell you the lynch mob KKK meeting has been canceled for the day and fucking jump for joy and spend the rest of the day in your boxers watching Price is Right and American History X on DVD. Great day to be in the KKK.